Wood stork - not the baby carrier I was expecting.
Main: Wood stork flying near Fort Lauderdale. Inset: Sydney, Australia (zoo). You know the image - a bundle of joy, wrapped in a white cloth with a knot, being carried by a stork. The wood stork is the only stork native to North America, so it would be this one showing up at the expectant couple's door with the crying infant here. That would be quite a sight. With a bald head, a five foot wingspan, and a long, recurved bill, the wood stork is an image from prehistoric times. Although it is not a carrion feeder like other bald-headed birds (vultures), it certainly presents that way in mind. I can imagine a terrified mother attempting to retrieve her newly-delivered baby from the maw of this foreboding creature. "No thanks", she says. "I think I'll have my baby the other way." That's how maternity wards were invented. In all seriousness, wood storks are not carrion feeders, but rather eat invertebrates and small verte...